Once in a lifetime journey beginning and ending in Darwin..... but actually still hasn not ended. In between has been Brisbane, Sydney, Hawaii, San Francisco, Los Angeles, San Diego, Baja California, Mexico, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, Panama, Miami, New York, Dublin, Cardiff, Italy, Amsterdam, Spain, Portugal, France, and the UK. Thousands of adventures to come......
Wednesday, December 09, 2009
Thursday, December 03, 2009
24 Ways
There must be 50 ways to leave your lover, but December brings us 24 ways to impress your friends.
http://24ways.org/ is a website that updates it's content 24 times a year, and it all comes out in the lead up to Christmas.
For those of you that don't have an advent calendar (see Bart Simpson on my window ledge) you can still receive a gift of nerdy goodness every morning in the lead up to Christmas.
Apart from having quite a fancy looking site (lots of overlaying divs and use of opacity, need not view in IE6) the site provides good articles from well known webbies such as Andy Clarke, Jeffrey Zeldman and Kevin Yank, covering a range of topics including Accessibility, Wireframes, Pitching, Contracts, Cross Browser, Search, CSS, typeface etc etc.
They are already a few articles in this month including
- RGBA colour in CSS3 and the use of Opacity
- Breaking out the edges of the browser
- Have a field day with html5 forms
Happy reading.
Friday, November 13, 2009
Loretta Loves
Lauranza has set up LorettaLoves, a tumblr site that she has set up to keep her life in London documented..... it will very much be worth a read. I can feel a Guardian story coming up on Miss Harvey.
I've recently purchased a few more domains, two that will remain a secret for now, but the other is SurferM.ag. For now there is some really important content there, but there will be more to come.
Tuesday, November 03, 2009
Venn and the art of religion
I'm not saying it's true, I just thought it was quite funny.
Friday, October 30, 2009
Mushrooms
Today I bring a little of goodness and a little bit of silliness, essentially because that's what was brought to me late last night.
First of the bat will be........
Mushroom Patte Borough Markets
This stuff is so good you'll want to cover anything you can get your hands on with it and eat it up again.
It looks disgusting, but tastes oh so good.
The silliness comes from my good friend Bartek, who jabbered me this this morning
Weebles Toon Shrooms
Wednesday, October 21, 2009
Shut up woman and get on my horse
Today I had meetings about how to integrate an otherwise seemingly archaic software application and wrap a beautifully designed front end to enhance user experience.
I also spent some time reviewing Micro Formats, checking out the XFN format for improved social networking, and ways to do it as discussed in Discovering Magic on Alistapart.
At the same time I participated in a nerdy Forum where we discussed the pro's and con's of Mass inoculation, while finding humor in the fact that many people have similar side tracked thoughts of a mad man, much like my own.
Yet the single most favourite item I found on the internet today was through Twitter. Not only does Twitter contain such classics as @sinnermonologue, a real life Truman show of a work collegue, but it also has "Shut up Woman, Get on my Horse".
Shut up woman, get on my horse - The name says it all!
Tuesday, October 20, 2009
London in the Winter
Still, there are worse things in the world.
This afternoon I'm heading to Lords with my good friend Roland Davies. Roland and I have battled on the cricket ground since we were 10, so it should be interesting to see just how bad we've got over the years.
I was also sat out of the Thames on Saturday afternoon with Chocolate Al for some sunset pictures. The sun let us down (well the clouds did anyway), but we still managed to snap a few nice pics.
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Casino Betting
Saturday, September 05, 2009
Malta
Another bizarre series of events has again landed me on another adventure, this time it's off to sunny Malta in the Mediterranean.
We've managed to land an awesome project at work and I'll be spending a week with the client in Malta going through the in's and out's of what is required, and how we're going to be able to delivery the project in the tight time frames.
If there's time to post photo's, they will follow, but it's likely to be one hell of a busy week.
Blogger has turned 10
Friday, August 07, 2009
Rock Werchter 2009 Pictures
For less than £300 you get one of the best line ups in music for the year, and a bunch of people to chill out, relax, and enjoy it with.
I'm working on the short clips I took while I'm there, but for now here's a couple of pictures from the adventure.
Monday, July 13, 2009
Twitter brings down Surf the Dream
There are still things happening, I promise! Although settling back into work life in London has slowed the travel stories down quite a bit, but has also ensured that everything continues to remain busy.
Here's my latest random 60 twitter posts....... such a nerd.
- Ugly car, bad call @laura-loi http://twitpic.com/a56uaabout 13 hours ago from Tweetie
- Cricket has too many numbers, and they go too high...... #girlcricketquotesabout 15 hours ago from Tweetie
- can't bowl there hauritz. Ball doesn't spin so well as a full toss.about 20 hours ago from Tweetie
- Take me back to Mexico. http://twitpic.com/a101w8:45 PM Jul 11th from Tweetie
- It's got to be down hill from here http://twitpic.com/a0foc6:59 PM Jul 11th from Tweetie
- Purple rain as Ed and tara cook up a storm http://twitpic.com/a05mi5:20 PM Jul 11th from Tweetie
- Survival time for England3:15 PM Jul 11th from Tweetie
- oh yeah baby, pull those curtains back @sntfrancis10:42 AM Jul 11th from Twitterrific
- It's going to get all kinds of messy! http://twitpic.com/9wybx8:24 PM Jul 10th from Tweetie
- 300 up for Australia. Come on boys (but katich just got out, 122) Another century for pup?11:58 AM Jul 10th from Twitterrific
- @totallyrich oh yeah? which ever one you had available would be cool to try out.11:49 AM Jul 10th from Twitterrific in reply to totallyrich
- @cat_m i feel you're trying to say something, perhaps remind yourself about something, but I just can't put my finger on it.8:48 AM Jul 10th from Twitterrific in reply to cat_m
- @triplejdools 422-811:58 AM Jul 9th from Twitterrific in reply to triplejdools
- @intranation Try and explain cricket using ONLY baseball analogies.11:50 AM Jul 9th from Twitterrific in reply to intranation
- @totallyrich lens lens lens lens lens lens lens lens lens. Can I borrow the 50mm fixed lens?7:24 AM Jul 9th from Tweetie in reply to totallyrich
- @sntfrancis he just got out...... could have been given a bit earlier, made 60-odd runs. need any flu drugs? am getting cough stuff now.....4:58 PM Jul 8th from Twitterrific in reply to sntfrancis
- on ya hauritz you little beauty!!! It was true when I played, It seems it is still true today. Sh!t gets wickets.4:57 PM Jul 8th from Twitterrific
- peterson you lucky south african son of a b1tch.4:26 PM Jul 8th from Twitterrific
- Pretty happy with 97-3 at lunch.1:09 PM Jul 8th from Tweetie
- And so the Summer of cricket begins #ashes0910:39 AM Jul 8th from Tweetie
- Alright so it's hailing in Stockwell, hello summer5:46 PM Jul 7th from Tweetie
- @teppie i love canon, cheap but amazing qual canon hv30, expensive GREAT camera, Canon XH G1... probably a bit too much. what's the purpose?10:26 AM Jul 7th from Twitterrific in reply to teppie
- @teppie do you need a video camera for work or personal use?10:13 AM Jul 7th from Twitterrific in reply to teppie
- 3.7 gb of my rock werchter photos decided to go missing, 4gb SD card, macbook, ixus 70, tips for recovery? still only 31mb free space. help?10:38 PM Jul 6th from Twitterrific
- Back in London after rockwerchter, jumble beginnings of a flu coming on.7:46 PM Jul 6th from Tweetie
- Temperature at the camping grounds, about 31. Temp inside the tent about 45.8:01 AM Jul 5th from mobile web
- Not entirely ready forthis festival, oh well what could possibly go wrong?8:41 AM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
- Am so tired, but on a bus bound for hapiness!12:32 AM Jul 2nd from Tweetie
- @sntfrancis about 22 days or something, but paul flys back tomorrow ;(2:31 PM Jul 1st from Twitterrific in reply to sntfrancis
- @teppie Sky News: UK queen approves new bravery medal called "Elizabeth Cross" to recognize forces killed in action or result of terrorism2:19 PM Jul 1st from Twitterrific
- @sntfrancis oh there's some shops in moorgate, will go down for a look just before 12 and let you know if I can't find anything.11:08 AM Jul 1st from Twitterrific in reply to sntfrancis
- @sntfrancis totally not prepared for tomorrow. EEEK!!!! Where do I get gumboots from? #festivalfail11:02 AM Jul 1st from Twitterrific in reply to sntfrancis
- @teppie @alcattell yeah cattell, way to break someone's hopes and dreams. you used to be cool..9:48 AM Jul 1st from Twitterrific in reply to teppie
- @teppie I think it's called the phone book. might be wrong though. apparently I've been pre-approved for a Degree AND £10,000 credit card.9:15 AM Jul 1st from Twitterrific in reply to teppie
- #ryanair #worstcompanyintheworldever (via @abovetheclouds_ ) ditto9:10 AM Jul 1st from Twitterrific
- Peter Andre is cooler now then he was when he was making music.6:41 PM Jun 30th from Tweetie
- Rackspace FTW! http://tr.im/qk2Y4:25 PM Jun 30th from Twitterrific
- @sntfrancis i loves ya. do we need gumboots? rephrase. do i need gumboots?2:54 PM Jun 30th from Twitterrific in reply to sntfrancis
- nice balmy day in London. Feels like I'm back home in Darwin.9:11 AM Jun 30th from Twitterrific
- @totallyrich just say i wanted to borrow a canon lens, when would be the best time to remind you to grab it?8:59 AM Jun 30th from Twitterrific in reply to totallyrich
- POW POW POW POW5:05 PM Jun 29th from Twitterrific
- watch out low flying ducks, i'm feeling peckish.12:52 PM Jun 29th from Twitterrific
- @teppie what, an article on the wabbey and you're not quoted?12:46 PM Jun 29th from Twitterrific in reply to teppie
- Just been trying this out, an accessibility tool for checking the colours on your site. http://www.checkmycolours.com/ (via @meeratank)12:10 PM Jun 29th from Twitterrific
- @eadmundo Swine Flu. Common Symptoms are nausea, vomiting and stomach ache. swap feeling bad with the flu to feeling bad with the treatment.11:33 AM Jun 29th from Twitterrific in reply to eadmundo
- @eadmundo fingers crossed i'm still recovering from saturday and not starting to get the flu. Brussels @ the end of the week! Rock Wertcher!10:07 AM Jun 29th from Twitterrific in reply to eadmundo
- not sure if this is a flu feeling or I just take longer to recover from hangovers.9:33 AM Jun 29th from Twitterrific
- Sickest man alive3:59 PM Jun 28th from Tweetie
- It's about to piss down http://twitpic.com/8kvc15:54 PM Jun 27th from Tweetie
- It's business time..... http://twitpic.com/8kcam2:41 PM Jun 27th from Tweetie
- Borough Market oysters, booyah! http://twitpic.com/8ka792:09 PM Jun 27th from Tweetie
- @fishmitten i'm in a glass case of emotion12:17 PM Jun 27th from Twitterrific in reply to fishmitten
- check out @sntfrancis here http://bit.ly/DMv2P10:45 AM Jun 27th from Twitterrific
- @brandempire site link? sounds impressive.10:25 AM Jun 27th from Twitterrific in reply to brandempire
- @teaandcheese sent that lens and attachment off yesteday, should be there soon!10:25 AM Jun 27th from Twitterrific in reply to teaandcheese
- She Rides! played for and got, intended, pool god, king of cues, prince of the planet potters!8:08 AM Jun 27th from Twitterrific
- im not going to mish. relax, i am not pished8:07 AM Jun 27th from Twitterrific
- why did i never pay attention in biology class, why did i always turn to page 37 and start drawing little beards and mustaches on the sperms8:00 AM Jun 27th from Twitterrific
- Awesome, who doesn't love a 3.30am wake up by an intoxicated flatmate.3:38 AM Jun 27th from Tweetie
- What's the go with the helicopter I'm Stockwell? Shooting at the school dance?11:41 PM Jun 26th from Tweetie
Sunday, June 14, 2009
London South Bank Skateboardering
Friday, June 05, 2009
Chocolate Al
My good friend Al Cattell, otherwise known as "Chocolate Al" is celebrating his Birthday today.
To help chocolate Al celebrate I've hired a wicked camper van and we're heading down to Corwall for a weekend of sun and surf..... well at least the surf anyway.
Take a guess at
- How old is Chocolate Al this year? (hint, look at the picture)
- How did Al get the name "Chocolate"?
Sunday, May 24, 2009
New Camera - Canon 50D
I've done a quick write up on my other SurftheDream site, New Canon 50D.
For now though I thought I'd show you a couple of snaps that I took around the garden at Paulie G's house.
First off we have me, with the camera, in the mirror using the monochrome setting.
Now to the garden.
I spotted a little catapiller chowing down on some leafy goodness. Using the macro setting I zoomed in a little, manual focused the little bugger (with AF the brown leaves in front were in focus)
And this is the same photo after a bit of zooming and cropping in Photoshop CS4.
This is all done with the pictures taken as super fine large JPG's. Next stage will be to use the RAW files and see if I can get a little bit more out of the picture...... maybe the amoeba on the flea that's chewing on the caterpillar who's sucking some leafy goodness.
Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Visa Application Submissions
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
ANZAC Day 2009 Dawn Service in Gallipoli - Last Post
They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old;
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.
Thursday, April 09, 2009
Babies in the office
Baby Anna is the daughter of one of my team members at work who came in for a visit yesterday afternoon. Apparently on the way to the office she was grizzly and cried a bit, but as soon as she was in the Squiz office she was all smiles.
Some might say it's the cold harsh London weather versus the warmth of the office, I think it's just the fact that Anna had spent 9 of the 10 months in the office (albeit womb based).
Thanks for the comment....
@justinavery U ARE A NATURAL BORN HAIRY FATHER.. we can have babies anyday.. ; )
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Stockwell Slutbox & Boatraces
Stockwell Slutbox is the name that someone may have given to our household at some point...... for no other reason then we live in Stockwell...... and we're a bunch of sluts..... but not really.
This morning I started a t-shirt design in honour of all the stayers at the box, it's not completely finished but it's mostly there.
..... and the boat race?
Well its the Oxford vs Cambridge boat race today and we're off there now.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
London Pub Surfing - Old Kings Head
After a particular long day at work I decided to stop in there for a quick been on the way home to check if they had the cricket on (Australia was playing a Test match).
Not only did they change the channel and put the game on for me, but they also turned off the music and turned up the commentary..... and then when I ordered a beer they charged £2.
Brilliant!
If you're ever around on a week night be sure to drop in and say hi.
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Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Many meanings of ass
The first thought that occurred to me as I woke this morning was "I feel like ass".
Actually, my first thought was "How did I sleep all night with the laptop still sitting on my chest where I obviously fell asleep catching up on twitter updates".
My second thought was, "I feel like ass".
That statement alone has many connotations. Do I feel like ass the same way I felt like having another guinness last night, or, like a bald head with re-growth that feels like sand paper was my whole body made up from two cheeks, wispy hair and a brown eye that smelled bad.
None of those.
The ass, or bum as it is more humourously referred to as, is generally a place of despair.... or at least when you think about your own bum. It is this place of despair that I was facing this morning and hence the 2nd thought of the day.
Ass doesn't just stop there either. You can be rat-arsed, get your ass kicked, kick some ass of your own, know an ass-hole, be out at the pub metaphorically chasing ass or be at a gay bar and literally chasing ass, you could be an ass-wipe, you could use an ass-wipe (i hope you all do, it's called toilet paper people!)
Whatever ass you may be, I hope it's not the 18th of March kind of ass.
Now where is my pint of guinness?
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
London Bathroom Cam
Work getting the better of you?
Work and the pub.
Work during the day, pub at night......... and on the weekends..... all day.
The pub has been getting the better of me lately.
Ahhh yes, that's much more to the point.
It's not 'entirely' true, but true enough at the moment.
That shouldn't fool you though, there's been plenty of other things happening over the past few weeks that seemed to have missed out on constant updating posts, so watch out for the follow up on the West Hame game, East Point Sunset, Comic Book look at World War 2, and the filming of Victor Mennace at Burdens.
Monday, March 02, 2009
Informative Coffee Mugs
I've spent a good part of 6 hours a day over the past few days writing a scope of work for a client.
While it is fun and rewarding because you are able to create the perfect project..... after 15 hours anyone is going to get tired of anything (yes, even that ;)
This tiredness led me into the kitchen for a coffee, where I made a simple yet profound discovery.
Informative Coffee Mugs.
The Coffee Mug that I chose was "The Mug of VI" which had a list of VI commands around it's circumference.
Nerdy? Yes, very nerdy indeed. BUT it made me think that we could have a whole swagger of coffee mugs with tips. Mac Tips, PC Tips, Matrix tips, tips on popping up, paddling, duck diving, reading weather maps, good conditions, bad conditions...........good pick up lines, bad pick uplines, the list is endless........
If you could have a coffee mug with instructions, what would you want to have?
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Open Street Map Visualisation
Lately the navigation is thanks to a handy sat nav I picked up in Italy at the beginning on my summer travels through Europe, but prior to that I wasn't quite as current with my technology (and I couldn't afford it).
I relied a lot on Google Maps or Open Street Map to print off maps or directions before we left and follow it as we drove.
Open Street Map is like the wikipedia of road maps and it relies on us to keep in current.
The video below is the growth rate of Open Street Map over a 12 months period, and you can visually understand how quickly contributions can spread around the world.
Go Technology. Go People.
OSM 2008: A Year of Edits from ItoWorld on Vimeo.
Friday, February 06, 2009
HSBC Customer Service
Here's what happened.
When I left for Australia recently I put a freeze on my gym membership until I got back, not that I ever used it much while I was here. Unbeknown to me the gym decided they still wanted me to pay and subsequently direct debited money out of my bank account........ or at least they tried to........... three times.
Each time the transaction was dishonored, but after the 3rd time HSBC closed the account down. Fair enough.
When I went in to find out what I couldn't transfer money and cash my cheque (which I now seemed to have misplaced) I found out that it was closed.
"Well please reopen it so I can do all these things". I said.
The young man informed me that it was not possible to reopen the account because it was closed, before going on to say I wasn't able to ever open an account with HSBC again........ or at least not for 12 months.
"But I've got £1000 sitting in a savings account with you, how do I access that?"
Apparently they could transfer it to another bank account, once I opened one at another bank.
"That's a bit inconvenient." I thought to myself (thoughts have been moderated for this post).
I asked what I could do to the Gym based on the fact they were the cause of this whole thing.
"I would have to check with my Manager" he said, "did you want me to do that?"
Do fat kids like smarties. Do my girls gain weight when I spend time at home.
YES!!!!
"Well," he says on his return, "it turns out that we might be able to do something for you."
Really?!?! I thought I could never open an account ever again. Well don't let me put you out or anything. I wouldn't want you to service a customers needs or anything like that. Shouldn't you be charging people account fee's or denying them finances?
I know your title is customer services manager but I'm sure it doesn't mean you have to help EVERY customer that comes through the doors. But if you insist, sure. Knock yourself out.
We took down a bunch of details and it turned out that yes, I could reopen the account. He even set me up with a better account with less fees. The only catch is that I have to bring in a council bill with my name/address on it and my passport before the account is unfrozen.
"Can I bring it in tomorrow?" I asked, knowing that some of the banks functions are open on a Saturday.
"No, sorry sir. We're not open until Monday." he replied.......... before adding....... "oh, but I'm not in Monday. I'm not back again until Wednesday."
But surely someone else could finish off the process? Surely..........
Surely not apparently. He started it, only he can finish the process off. *cough*pigsarse*cough*
Well at least I left the bank a somewhat satisfied customer.